Have you ever crunched the numbers on how much you owe mom? Fifteen years of fruit roll-ups and fig bars, another ten of pub subs and sunscreen. Talk about a deficit, if she were in the mafia you’d be a crappie reef by now.
So, this Mother’s Day, make up that debt. Pay her back with some premium polarized sunnies and let her know how grateful you are for two decades worth of sand bar snacks.
Darien
Wide temples for serious fishability. This is for the mom you're afraid of, the deck boss, the Alpha.
Soldado
These ones are for the cool moms. The ones that can drive stick, throw a football, and beat up your little brother.
Hopedale
Every surfer grom’s got a mom that runs the show. This is for the beach mom wrangling a bunch of sandy kids.
Paraiso
This is for the mom worried about a potential 200% wine tariff. She’s cool, well-styled, and probably still keeps a Zippo from the 90’s.
Paila
That west coast mom with a Landrover and a fluffy dog, she wears these. She won’t let her kids wear Hey Dudes, and makes sure her son goes to a hairstylist, not a barber.