Sigs dad is fit, with a medium-sized face. He might race triathlons and has some kind of 13-point something sticker on his Subaru. This frame hugs your face and won’t fall off as you launch teenagers over the bow rail and into the ICW.

Bale's dad is cool, and his wife got those shades for him. She figured our best seller would be sufficient, and it will be. This frame is our rock star and a go-to for anyone uncertain.

Greenland is techy. If you wear it, you’re probably well-versed on tariffs, spinning reel gear ratios, and actually check the solar lunar table before sliding your skiff off the trailer. This frame is for the modern dad-angler.

12 South is for the mega chill, home owning, ex-party guy. He can cook a steak with just salt and pepper, or smoke a pork longer than you’ve been alive. You’ve gotta earn the right to wear this one.

This one’s for that 31-year-old, transitioning from sports betting to diaper changing. He’ll still drink one with boys, but will end up in the dog house. This frame is functional, but still cool, kinda like Brad from the class of 2012.

This frame fits like sigs, but this Dad won't yell at you for pond hopping. He might live in the HOA, but he bends the rules himself, and will sling you a bag of flies if you show a little interest.